the warranty expired but here I am

avery/level 26

gallusrostromegalus:

squeakitties:

unfortunately at some point in everyone’s lives they endure the periods of their life called “being 14” “being 19” and “being 27”

I would like to report from the future that “Being 35” is pretty awesome actually. Like yeah my knees hurt but people take you seriously and everything is vastly easier and you can come back to the things of your youth and find a whole new mine shaft of stuff to appreciate about it.

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9 months ago

housederiva:

gemsandjunk:

For any relocated TikTok users

  • you can say sex and kill its fine
  • If you don’t have a profile picture people will assume you’re a bot
  • theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
  • follower count doesnt matter
  • tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
  • no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
  • block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

  • post cringe

Grabbing you guys by the shoulders so tightly as I say you have to reblog things regardless of how old the posts are, this is the show and tell website

(via instantezra)

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9 months ago

nonasuch:

eveninginparis:

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washed up gun from lake michigan

via coravioletwalters

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(via humming-fly)

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1 year ago

theriu:

theyll-never-search-the-pfp:

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The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.

(via okiedokoro)

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1 year ago

cassain-thelordof-bloodshed:

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Feyre as Kris😭

Again…Pinterest is the place 😅

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2 years ago

acomaflove:

Feyre: *steps one foot into the forest*

The Suriel, on the way to drop hot tea:

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2 years ago

umpireofpopculture:

peopledontalwayssuck:

thefutureisbroken:

poetry-protest-pornography:

naughtbutstars:

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

It was a simpler time

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

(via fabulousreaper)

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2 years ago
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